straight from the journals of the Lewis and Clark expedition
get a sock
get a lighter
get some wood
put some rocks around it (if you want)
throw some peanut shells on top
set the socks on fire
you are golden!! bask yourself in the warm glow of the fire
congrats!
one word of warning... never, ever... EVER!
use a sock monkey to light a fire...
that's how we got the sun
about a million years ago, some smart ass thought it would be funny to start a fire with a sock monkey up there and the whole planet went up in flames.. now we have the sun. FACT!
be careful with fire
.jpg)
No comments:
Post a Comment